Sex Tip of The Day from Honey:Vancouvers Upscale Sex Shop

What more can you ask for than a book that is informative and hilarious at the same time? One book that we have always carried and our customer love is "Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man." We love what the author Dan Anderson has to say and here is his advice on TALKING DIRTY!

How to Talk Dirty, If You Must
"The key thing to remember, and gay guys certainly are aware of this, is that what you actually say doesn't matter at all. Women may long to hear something romantic, but guys are only thinking about their Heavenly Dragon Pillars. It's all about delivery:What turns the guy on is the sultriness in your voice, the low, almost hushed murmurs, the subtle compliments to his manhood and prowess. Talking dirty is one case where you will definitely be performing, so if your guy is into it, just go deep into your method acting and really let go. Deliver your lines in the absolute lowest, sexiest voice you can. If you're feeling really goofy about this, here are some suggested topics that fall into two basic categories. The first deals with him: how hard he is, how big he is, how hot his body is, how he makes you feel so sexy, etc. The second set deals with you: you want him to go faster, to go harder, you love his sweaty body on yours...you get the picture. Just don't go overboard, or he may figure you've been getting it on the side at the local truck stop.
So now you've rung all the bells, your yin and yang essences have been released, and your golden cleft and his jade stalk are in happy harmony. Proper gay etiquette says that you should offer him a warm, moist towel before he rolls over and drifts happily to sleep. Not only will he remember your gracious hospitality, but it will keep your Polo sheets from getting crusty."

Murmur a few hot words tonight...and set the sheets on fire!
'til tomorrow,
Karyee

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